Me: Quinn, we have to do your shot shortly.

Quinn: Tomorrow! Tomorrow!

Quinn, shrieking: TOMORROW!

Me: We have to do it honey…it makes you feel better.

Quinn: NO! I don’t want it tonight, tomorrow or never! I do not want to feel better!

Me, calmly: I know sweetie, I do not like to give you your shots…

Quinn: They ARE NOT MY SHOTS! They are someone’s shots! But NOT MINE!

Julian and I holding Quinn.

Quinn, with a distinct long pause between most of these words: Stop it YOU! And YOU, TOO!  I.   HATE.   THESE.   SHOTS.   THEY.   ARE.   STUPID.   AND.   YOU.   SHOULD.   NOT.   GIVE.   THEM.   TO.   ME.   EVER.  EVER.   NOT.   ANY.   DAY.   EVER.